Score: 9

"I'm in a good mood so..."

submission: Highway Jumper

date: November 30, 2009

but my guy didnt usualy jump when i told him to...the highest number of cars I jumped over was 7....it needs some improvement

Score: 10

"gah..."

submission: Tarboy

date: November 30, 2009

I can't WAIT to see Tarboy 2.

The graphics were nice and the audio fit perfectly, and I liked how you made the grandpa tell the story instead of making a longer movie that explains what the grandpa said in two seconds.

Score: 10

"great game...."

submission: Copy Cat

date: November 30, 2009

At level ten I kind of gave up....

I expected this game to have poisonous amounts of suckage but Iv'e been proved that I'm wrong. Great game, I would love to see a sequel.

Score: 10

"i dont see what people are talking about..."

submission: Cave of Wonders

date: October 18, 2009

even my ten year old brother could beat it....

Score: 7

"ummmm.."

submission: Xalaxer

date: September 8, 2009

I dont see why people are rating it bad, its like they havent even played the game (like the guys below me), I think its a good game, but after a whihle it got kinda boring, so it gets a seven. If you had made the enemies shoot at you it would be a nine.

Score: 10

"wow"

submission: Mario vs. Sonic S.E.

date: August 10, 2009

every thing was good... and the alt. ending...LOL

Score: 10

"hey..."

submission: Castle Crashers - RTP!

date: August 9, 2009

did anyone notice they got eally tall when they started fucking her?

Score: 10

"great game, but..."

submission: Bunni: How we first met

date: July 26, 2009

can you make a mine where you can get gems?(or whatever they are, crystals) I don't like having to plant my trees all over and go around just to shake them and get wood and gold

Score: 10

"it does say it in the bible..."

submission: Vorago

date: July 25, 2009

Revelation 9

1The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss. 2When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. 3And out of the smoke locusts came down upon the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5They were not given power to kill them, but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes a man. 6During those days men will seek death, but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

7The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. 8Their hair was like women's hair, and their teeth were like lions' teeth. 9They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. 10They had tails and stings like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. 11They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in Greek, Apollyon.[a]

12The first woe is past; two other woes are yet to come.

13The sixth angel sounded his trumpet, and I heard a voice coming from the horns[b] of the golden altar that is before God. 14It said to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, "Release the four angels who are bound at the great river Euphrates." 15And the four angels who had been kept ready for this very hour and day and month and year were released to kill a third of mankind. 16The number of the mounted troops was two hundred million. I heard their number.

17The horses and riders I saw in my vision looked like this: Their breastplates were fiery red, dark blue, and yellow as sulfur. The heads of the horses resembled the heads of lions, and out of their mouths came fire, smoke and sulfur. 18A third of mankind was killed by the three plagues of fire, smoke and sulfur that came out of their mouths. 19The power of the horses was in their mouths and in their tails; for their tails were like snakes, having heads with which they inflict injury.

20The rest of mankind that were not killed by these plagues still did not repent of the work of their hands; they did not stop worshiping demons, and idols of gold, silver, bronze, stone and wood-idols that cannot see or hear or walk. 21Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.

the footnotes-
Abaddon and Apollyon mean destroyer

the horns, are projections

Score: 10

"huh"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 7

date: July 16, 2009

i just noticed that santa has all the letters of satan.... NO WONDER WE GET SOME RETARDED EVIL GIFTS